a man got arrested in mcdonalds for eating too much, it was horrid totally horrid, they take him to court and the people are whispering did he do it did he not the judge walks in and goes bang bang ORDER ORDER, the man goes big mac and chips plz
Oh dear god.... That is really the worst posted joke ever.</p> I reckon it would be worse than this....</p> A lobster goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a pint of lager?"</p> and the barman goes "Not tonight mate you're barred"</p> Lobster: "I'm barred? How come I'm barred?</p> Barman: "Too much of this!"</p> Do you get it?</p> Too much of this!!!!</p> **** me I'm brilliant.</p> Its just dawned on me that the joke doesn't work unless you can see me. I'll have to fork out for one of them webcam thingies!!!</p>
RE: Someone Just Told Me That Joke (Mcdonald's One) I'm having a lend of you mate. It was crap but it wasn't the worst.</p> I'm not the oracle of jokes me sen like!</p> I'll tell our lass she used to be a manager at Mcd's a few years ago. Oh no I won't cos I won't shut her up talkin about Mcd's for about a month.</p> Mcdonalds this Mcdonalds that.</p> Next time you go to the drive thru ask them for a deep pan hawaian Pizza. It fecks 'em reight up the thick twits. Or a zinger tower burger.</p>
