<div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Once upon a time in the </span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kingdom</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> of </span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Heaven</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">, God went missing for six days.</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the </span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Middle East</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">continent of black people."</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">God continued, pointing to the different countries " This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">covered in ice."</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful people, and many impressive</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">God replied very wisely,</span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Wait till you see the bunch of w**kers I'm putting down South!"</span></font></p></div>
