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  1. Mos

    MossMan Active Member

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    <div><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A man had just  settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when
    another man sat  down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever
    in the middle  seat next to the man.

    The first man looks quizzically at the dog and asks  why the dog is allowed
    on the plane. The second man explained that he is a  DEA agent and that the
    dog is a &quot;sniffing dog.&quot; His name is Sniffer and he's  the best there is.
    I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to  work.

    The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: 
    &quot;Watch this.&quot; He tells Sniffer to &quot;search&quot;.

    Sniffer jumps down, walks  along the aisle, and finally sits very
    purposefully next to a woman for a  several seconds. Sniffer then returns to
    its seat and puts one paw on the  agent's arm.


    The agent says, &quot;Good boy&quot;, and he turns to the man and  says: &quot;That woman
    is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her  seat number and
    the authorities will apprehend her when we  land.&quot;

    &quot;Say, that's pretty neat&quot; replies the first man.

    Once  again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
    about,  sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
    this time,  he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

    The agent says, &quot;That man is  carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
    of his seat number for the  police.&quot;

    &quot;I like it!&quot; says his seat mate.

    The agent then told  Sniffer to &quot;search&quot; again.

    Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a  little while, sat down for a
    moment, and then came racing back to the agent,  jumped into the middle seat
    and proceeded to poop all over the  place.

    The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't  figure out
    how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the  agent
    &quot;What's going on?&quot;</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></span></font><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
    The agent nervously replied, <font color="#000080"><span style="COLOR: navy">    </span></font>&quot;He just found a  bomb!&quot; </span></font></p></div>
     
  2. monkey tennis

    monkey tennis Well-Known Member

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    he he he,nice one[​IMG]
     

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