It's the Sixties, and one night Michael Caine throws a party for all his favourite bands: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who and loads more, together with models, film stars and loads of groupies. For his special favourites, The Doors, he's arranged a special treat. He gathers the band together and says, "See that yellow door at the end of the corridor? There's a girl in there waiting for you and she wants to suck off all four of you." Jim Morrison and the guys are excited and charge off to the yellow room. Sure enough, there's a very sexy, very naked rock chick there, and she does proceed to blow all four of them, one at a time. They rejoin the party satisfied, and Jim tells Mick Jagger what a great time they had. Next thing you know, Mick and the rest of The Rolling Stones pile into the yellow room and the groupie starts to give them the same treatment. Five minutes later, as she's working on Keith Richards, in bursts Michael Caine. "What the hell are you doing, girl?" he cries. "You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
