A couple are having problems in the rocket launcher department so the guy goes off to the doctor and has viagra prescribed with stunning effect.</p> The wife is so grateful and so happy she says to her husband, "How do you ancy a lovely breakfast? I'll do you eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, mushrooms, egg and beans, some toast and a nice cup of tea"</p> "No thanks love" he says, "since I've been taking this viagra my apettite seems to have completely gone"</p> At lunchtime she says "How about a couple of pork chops, chips, peas, two slices of bread? that's your favourite isn't it?"</p> "No thanks love" he says, "It's since I've been taking this viagra, my apettite seems to have completely disappeared"</p> At teatime she says "Come on love, how about a nice steak & kidney pie, new potatoes, green beans, gravy the works?"</p> "No sorry love, I've told you, since I've been taking this viagra my apettite seems to have completely gone"</p> "Well will you get off for a bit then I'm bloody starving!"</p>
