<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water attacked by a very large great white shark, through her binoculars she could see it was Christiano Ronaldo. </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat with Beckham and Rooney sped into view. Beckham took aim and fired a harpoon into the sharks’ ribs, instantly immobilising it. Rooney reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using a club, beat the shark to death. </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">They bundle the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat and the dead shark and were preparing to set off for land, when they royal yacht pulled along side, the Queen calls them onto the yacht. The Queen is in awe of the men’s bravery, “I'll give you a knighthood for your actions. I thought the <place w:st="on"><country-region w:st="on">England</country-region></place> team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the <place w:st="on"><country-region w:st="on">England</country-region></place> team are true heroes and should serve as role models for sportsmanship worldwide." </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">She knighted them and sailed away. </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">As she departed Rooney asks, "Who was that?" </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"That," answers Beckham, "was the Queen; she rules <place w:st="on"><country-region w:st="on">Great Britain</country-region></place> and the Commonwealth and is a wise leader of all her subjects". </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows sweet FA all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?" </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#000080" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow'"> </p></span></font></p>
RE: is that picture fake? Its 100% real!! Going for my tribal on my arm adding onto next week, to go over my shoulder, chest & back then round that one!
