A man spots a full grown silver back gorilla in a tree is a public park. Somewhat alarmed he phones the zoo and they send a zoo keeper out to deal with the situation. The zoo keeper arrives with a shot gun and a wild dog on a lead. The zoo keeper speaks to the man and says 'this is the plan. I climb the tree and shake the gorilla out. The dog is trained to attack the gorilla by clamping on to it's gonads with it's fierce jaws, thus incapacitating it. You hold the shot gun.' The man says 'What's the shot gun for?'. Zoo keeper replies 'In case I fall out of the tree, you shoot the fecking dog'.
RE: Funny as F, but Irish man gets a job in a zoo. Zoo keeper lead him round to the gorilla enclosure. There is a huge female mountain gorilla in the cage, and she in on heat, desperate to shag anything. Zoo keeper explains this to Paddy and adds that there are no male gorillas in the zoo at all. 'For £2,000, would you have sex with her?' he asks. Paddy says 'Can I have some time to think about it?'. 'Sure' says the zoo keeper. The next day Paddy returns and agrees - 'but on three conditions 1) Nobody films it. 2) Nobody ever speaks of it again. and 3) You give me some time to get the money together...'
