A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any flipping bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any flipping bread, ask me again and I'll nail your flipping beak to the bar you irritating ******* of a flipping bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?
