Joke

A guy meets a girl in a bar and asks, "Can I buy you a drink?" "OK. But it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "Can I buy you another drink?" "OK. But it won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "OK. But it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

 

that thursdays date go wrong?

 

Dint go was in agony with the back (casualty)

 

lucky man. Ive had the scarbrough warning about getting trollied after the game by her indoors.

 

Tha'll be trollyed then

 

i'll get trollied on the bus north.

 

Tha'll be able to sleep it off during match

 

Thats the plan.... whats the crack for next week/

 

Have some jars around the City of Culture then either Wakey Or Leadmill if we're still in any state

 

good ****.

 

Where's tha prefer?

 

hudds wakey gutter

 

Get train from Hudds then

 

get ur sis to sort any routes out.....jar in mudchester....

 

Up to thee, i think its direct for Hudds to Liv teks abart 2hr

 

i reckon barnsley - Hudds- Liverpool will allow for better supping.