jokes - dont open if easily offended

Just heard that they have arrested 35 Thalidomide Muslims at Heathrow who were, alledgedly, trying to smuggle small arms into Britain!!

And l also heard that the 32 Muslims who died in Bradford was not down to a terrorist attack but a bunk bed collapsed (Police are blaming AL IKEA though!)

 

You just wait

Till the PC brigade see these!

They'll have your guts for garters!

Funny tho'ff

 

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a
pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is
my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as
a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now, though"
mum confides.

"Oh so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair
when he was born."

He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me .," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He's 18," she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when
he first started school."

"He's a martyr, also" says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother
looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

 

quality mate

 

I have dead baby jokes...

 

I get slated if i say ought

 

Two muslim women picking haversacks one says "does my bomb look big in this"