Jokes

Rio Ferdinand has said in a press conference "The Champions League Trophy is like a Chocolate Orange, its not Terrys its mine"



Manchester United have cancelled the open top bus parade through the Streets of Manchester to celebrate their European Cup win reports say thats its because all the true fans from the City are in Asia watching Manchester City.



John Terry Vodka "MADE IN ENGLAND, BOTTLED IN RUSSIA"

 

Hehe. Man Utd should have a parade

but hold it in Glasgow the morning after Rangers have lost the SPL.

 

that joke from rio is quality

 

Dunt think Rio actually sent it.

 

Here's Another...................

.Good news - the austrian cellar rapist is going to face the death penalty. Bad news - John Terry is going to take it

 

thats what i tried uploading earlier lol