4 blokes release a Genie from his bottle but not been able to grant them a ordinary wish each the Genie gives them a Apple each "I can make your Apple taste of anything you want", so the 1st bloke asks for his Apple to taste of the finest Red Wine" No problem" says the Genie the bloke bites into his Apple & is amazed " Wow it really does taste line the finest Red Wine" 2nd bloke says " I want my Apple to taste of Lager" he too is amazed after tasting his Apple the 3rd bloke says " I want my Apple to taste of a fine Brandy" "Ok done" says the Genie and the bloke cant belive the Apple tastes of Brandy. "Right then i suppose you want your Apple to taste of some sort of Alcohol too" says the Genie to the 4th bloke "Actually no im tee total" says the 4th bloke "I prefer the company of a good women over having a beer in my hand, it like my Apple to taste of a womens fanny" he says " No problem" says the Genie The bloke bites into his Apple and says " URGH this Apple tastes like ****" to which the Genie replys "Turn it round"
