Jon Parkin Only Weighs 13 And A Half Stone

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    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't believe it when I read that today in the Preston match report in The Sun today.
     
    dreamboy3000, Mar 16, 2009
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    i dont beleive that for a second. must be knocking on for 17 or 18 more like!
     
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    Has he had a leg amputated? nt
     
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    I bet he was breathing in when they weighed him.
     
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    Jon Parkin Only Weighs 13 And A Half Stone...............

    they forgot to add the two together!!</p>

    he did the Cyril Smith trick of using a set of scales for each leg-it was the only way he could weigh himself</p>
     
    paul.d, Mar 16, 2009
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    Last time I saw him he looked about 15 and half.
     
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    According to newspaper, Peter Kay now weighs 25 STONE!!!!! nt
     
    Paolo Tykeio, Mar 16, 2009
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    He's not doing too bad for a big fat chain smoking alcho is he.
     
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