Jose's dog - hs this been on yet?

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Tyketical M'stroke, May 16, 2007
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    saw it on the news this morning. They said he rushed home from a football do or something and released the dog onto the streets, so the police couldn't get it?

    The *****.
     
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    True.

    He released the dog.
    When the coppers got there it was still hanging around.

    It must be a Dalmation.
     
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    He's just looking after the dog's best interests

    If the police were after your dad wouldn't you let him out onto the streets so the police couldn't get him?
     
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    "Poor old Mourinho, he let his doggy go

    poor old Mourinho, he let his doggy go."

    five pounds please.
     
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    RE: He's just looking after the dog's best interests

    I let my Dad out to have a piss the other night, he saw a cat, set off after it and I haven't seen him since. You need to keep your parents fenced in.
     
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    At the very least

    you need to keep them on a lead.
     
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    RE: At the very least

    Some people reckin mine should've been neutered - 39 years ago.
     
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    It's like an American Were-wolf in Paris... except it's a Portugese Yorkshire Terrier in London

    On the loose. With rabies. Biting people. Possibly.</p>

    I bet it has red eyes. </p>

    Very cunning those Portugese Yorkshire Terriers.</p>
     
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    So thats the dog Gordon was trying to sign

    As Manager before Davey...but it didn't have the correct certificates .The Police have asked for RAF assistance in the dog hunt and are believed to be looking in the Blackpool Tower vicinity.....Gordon ,before his time
     
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