Did you get on the 56 yesterday with a lad with loads of tattoos on his arms, and a lass with silver shoes on?
Wasn't sure if it was you or not, I was on the bus, but didn't go up to the person and say 'ayup Allan' as I wasn't sure. He looked just like you but with smaller hair.
I can say that I've no friends who fit the tattoo description (H) Ah well, will have to go for a drink sometime soon