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  1. AIR

    AIRTyke New Member

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    OK, not very rock and roll but I just acquired my first juicer from someone, and I need some recipes or can you just chuck in whatever is lying around? </p>

    Options to choose from in our gaff at the moment:</p>

    bananas
    apples
    oranges
    kiwi
    carrot
    raspberries
    celery?</p>

    Do you chuck 'em all in or would that be a nightmare? Are certain combinations better than others?What aboutveg in with your fruit?</p>

    They'll only get chucked away otherwise.</p></font>
     
  2. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    I particularly enjoy the "Sunday Roast Leftover Energiser" - I think it's fairly self explanatory really. Best to scrape off the excess mustard first though.

    A good tip is to buy the frozen friut packs from Tescos and use them too.
     
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    frozen fruit packs? Kind of defeats the object of eating wholly fresh, organic fayre. My body is a temple you know. A buddhist one. With plenty of bulging out bits.
     
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    i got one too a couple of weeks back

    after buying that innocent recepie book

    You will still need a squuezer for things like oranges and a blender for stuff like bananas! Turns into a bit of a nitemare for cleaning up after if you use the lot.

    Carrot, apple and grated ginger really nice. I never realised a carrot could taste so nice! :)
     
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    if you have certain stuff in let me know and i'll look in the book for u nt
     
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    I understand they use juicers to make foaming Kimberleys.

    The recipe is along the lines of:-

    Coconut matting
    OXO cubes
    Old age pensioner toe nails scrapings
    Smegma
    LSD
    and the finest hops and barley.
     
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    RE: if you have certain stuff in let me know and i'll look in the book for u nt

    Cheers. I have a surplus of:</p>

    Carrots
    Celery
    Apples
    Kiwis
    Pineapple
    Grapefruit
    Bananas</p>

    I've just had an apple and carrot drink. Reyt laugh, kitchen looked like a car crash. Now I want more so any ideas welcome.</p>

    Come on Barnsley.</p>
     
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    RE: if you have certain stuff in let me know and i'll look in the book for u nt

    go steady or ul be shiting through the eye of a needle! lol
     
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    I am working from home
     
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    RE: if you have certain stuff in let me know and i'll look in the book for u nt

    Oh what a truely blissful thought. Through the eye of a needle eh? S'gotta be better than trying to pass a baseball bat. Just when you thought you'd gorrit cracked the handle top kicks in and BAM! eyes watering agean.
     
  11. Gue

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    Avoid spending money on expensive juicers

    Just put the fruit on a chopping board and bash it recklessly with a wooden mallet. Pick up the resulting pulp with both hands and squeeze it into a glass at your feet. Throw the remaining pap over your shoulder against the wall. Repeat with other fruit until the kitchen resembles a Tiswas set at noon on a Saturday. Drink mouthful of lumpy liquid from glass, choking noisily. Go down pub for a proper drink, leaving wife/girlfriend/maid to clear up mess.
     
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    Juicers are gay.

    I have my very own juicer in my underkrackatoas.
    It produces warm sticky love juice with very little effort.
    Full of protein - but is sometimes lumpy.

    Oh aye.
     

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