I know the subject matter is far from funny, but the opening paragraph of this article is possibly the best thing ever written, ever: http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/local/woman-raped-at-sheffield-swingers-club-court-told-1-6756163
All we need up here, Herman Munster roaming the streets. The address is a bit too close for comfort too.
Well all I can say is you have a sick mind, or you haven't read that much, ever. It's probably the latter.