Just been on crystal palace website

It looks like palace fan dal is married to my mrs

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The wisdom of my wife:

"Use a plate! I've hoovered in here today, you ****!"

"Don't be a Gay all your life!"

"Does that mean our children will have monkey's skulls?"

"I don't want to inhale your urine!"

"Have you farted into a sponge or something?"

"You absolute pretentious ballsack!"

"You're a hairy, gay, Special Needs tramp!"

"Oh Google your own fat, flabby arse!"