Just been speaking to Darius Vassell down at Oakwell

Says he's really interested in joining us to put himself in the shop window seeing as he isn't being given the opportunity he feels he deserves in the Premiership. Says he has a handful of offers from Championship clubs on the table, so it just depends on which club's got the biggest goals and who's the more likely to invest in a really, really big cow's arse and an oversize banjo.

 

?

 

stop it !

you'll start a war !!

 

Was it Vassell down there??

I thought it was just a random Black dwarf.


I know that was Racist and Dwarfist!!!!
I humbly appologise to all coloured small people

 

I take it we can use this in the same way as windass....

ie,

been said before = windass

talking ********/winding people up = you'll start a war



I think we will end up with our own language in here soon

 

I'm sorry...

but i'm geting tired of these ridiculous "I've been talking to" threads. Anyway, must go now, Thierry Henry's at the door. He's just called round to ask what it's like at Oakwell. Something to do with a meeting with Simon and Gordon tomorrow! (blagger) (blagger)

 

Darius said you'd say that. He's like that. Top bloke. Let me have a drive round in his Reliant Scimitar in the car park.

 

That wasnt his car tho`, he has a nice little soft top lada estate , brought it round for me to have a go in it, about 5.45 just before he went homr to take his pet Giraffe out for a walk (kissmyass)

 

Pet giraffe? Are you having a laugh. It's a tapir. Don't let him tell you otherwise. I know me, Gord and Big Dunc were laughing at him when he'd gone. "It's a giraffe! It's not been well, that's all."

 

Why do some find such posts as this entertaining..........its fooking TRIPE !!!

I have just spoken to so and so
I have seen so and so at the ground
I have been told so and so is in a hotel signing a contract

Is this an attempt to belittle the club ???
Because if it is'nt it sure is going along way towards doing exactly that

 

its called having a little laugh at ourselves

and the constant ive seen xxxxx

how some people can be offended ill never know

 

Nice to see that humour bypass had an effect.

 

Just one thing.....................

Its not fooking funny !!!

Well maybe to some 10 year old kid in the playground

To the rest of us - its crap (N) (N) (N)

 

No it aint......

its funny when people come on and say that Grant McCann is a better footballer than
Stephen McPhail. Same person thinks that Dwayne Mattis is going to turn out to be a great player, now thats comedy ,
If you dont like these threads the answer is simple

DONT READ THEM.
tell you what you dont read what I put and I promise not to read your posts.

 

Agreed. Let's talk about Indian restaraunts in Wakefield instead. nt

 

Don't you worry Gaz

I think its funny and so does my wife and she's from the Isle of Man.

 

Yeah, you're right. Tell you what, let's talk about proper TARN fans and whether they should fight for other TARN fans. That'd be a mature conversation.

 

I spoke to him and he told me that

He didn't fancy it but his WAG managed to persuade him because the Alhambra offers many fantastic shopping opportunites.

 

Its plain to see...............

The above posters seem to remember everything I post (nodding2fingers)
It sort of sticks in their memory
Its important to them, and I'm glad to hear it.
They hang on to every word I say...............which is ***nice***

Funny thing is - i can't remember who they are and one thing they have posted (dunno)
I suppose I'm not in the minority with this one either

 

thats not true

Its just that we seem to rember all the total ballax and garbage, from everyone not just you tho`.