Just finished (sat through) watching Darren Aronofsky's Noah

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Starring Russell Crowe, I really need to brush up on the bible, I never realised there were giant rock monsters helping Noah protect the Ark or that God instructed him to kill babies.
     
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    To be fair, it's just as creditable as the bible.
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah good point well made
     
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    beat me to it
     
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    Its Ok Bossman. You'll go to "The Promised Land".
     
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    Aye and as far as entertainment is concerned they're both as bad. I was seriously underwhelmed by the film.
     
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    And Adam also slew Abel in the film
     
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    Poor film...and just like the bible.....somebodys imagination ran away with its self
     
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    Was He cast East of Eden?...

    Like my new avatar BM?
     
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    I tell ya what bri, I'm glad I didn't go to the pictures to see it, I would have been fast asleep
     
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    Are you sure that it wasn't "Adam got slewed and wasn't able ". That's why Eve got a headache ;)
     
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    I'm on forum runner Tony so I can't see it, I'll just log on properly.
     
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    My son went to watch Exodus a couple of weeks ago, said it was so boring...If you want a factual biblical epic then its got to be The Life Of Brian.:p
     
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    How many pages?? and not one joke anywhere. Actually, the bible is one of the best arguments against religion ever written.
     
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    Ahh! Rosie! Come out tonight!
     
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    i was the fool who bought it ....£5.00 at tescos....stayed up late one night between christmas and new year...just because the mrs didnt want to watch it....went to bed thinking it would have been more exciting if id slashed my wrists....god it was poor.
     
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    You're all going to see Lucifer!
     
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    At least you only paid a fiver for it and your Mrs didn't get to watch. I paid for my Mrs and my son to watch it with me at the cinema. You got away lightly. :D
     
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