</p> Number 85 - Yellow - Coldplay</p> WTF?</p> In dazed fascination I stuck around to hear what the guest "critics"had to say.I was happy to discover they'd actively gone in search of people with lotsof wordsand less idea about music than our dog. I also noticed a kind of Z-list undertone of jealousy. </p> "Columnist" - fancy having that on your passport. I'd rather have fireman or farmer or call centre worker.</p> You know when someone you know who knows as much about music as you do about Chinese rugby starts going on about how crap The Lemonheads were? It's like that. They could have said some things that are really **** are **** but they can't make the distinction. It's like that stupid old tw4t in the working men's club imparting his knowledge on dogs. I heard this once right? If a bitch of a certain breed gets with a dog of another breed she can never have a proper pedigree again. He said that, honest.</p> It ought to be illegal. Come the glorious day, when I'm benevolent dictator, it will be. I'll appointsomeone to monitor this board and root out the fakes so be warned, if you're going to be allhysterical about racism you have to be equally concerned about all the other less trendy social ills or you'll be keel-hauled as a fake and a poseur. </p> You tw4t.</p>
Only my opinion of music counts for me, I generally don't care what other people think about my taste. It's like telling me I don't know how my food tastes.
I hope you were having a right hissy fit in front of the TV, with appropriate arm waving and gesticulating. Yellow by Coldplay, yeah, its a bit annoying, but thats because its been played to death, its actually a pretty decent song (in my opinion, which counts for nothing or I'd be a Sunday colour supplement columnist).
