Just got this off an Owl at work

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose football. Choose management. Choose a fecking horrific club called Sheffield United. Choose shitty nicknames for all your players. Choose to kick the ball from one end to the other in one swift movement. Choose a hotel, a gym and a second hand scoreboard. Choose to combine a shirt and tie with tracksuit bottoms. Choose to play 4-5-1 in the play off final and wonder "why the f**k?" on Monday morning. Choose to buy players, then loan them out to other clubs just because you CAN. Choose to make your own fans wave their shoes in the air, like they just don't care. Choose sitting on the couch reading endless spirit crushing threads on fan's forums. Choose to be a puppet at the forefront of a beleaguered business. Choose to shout at Seth Bennett. Choose to sign every player that Wednesday were ever linked with, then find out they're sh*t. Choose to send every club you manage into administration....


Choose your future Blackie.


Choose to stay....

 

Same could be said of the Blue & White Fritzls as well.

choose chairman, then realise they have no money, choose takeovers that never happen, choose to offer your fans free pies but still have expensive season tickets, choose to have a fat tw*t sat in the front row of all your games with no top on......

 

...and choose to buy next year's season ticket less than half way thru this season

 

Told him that and he wasn't impressed

Nice one!

 

They've also currently got a poll on the official site to decide their next away kit, for next year.

Seems early and unnecessary.