Just had a "Magic Moment".

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    There are certain moments in your life you'll never forget.
    Be it a wedding day, birth of a child or something else dear to you.

    I have just had one of these moments.

    I taught my 3 year old daughter the "pull my finger" farting routine earlier.
    Within an hour she wandered over, uttered the magical "pull my finger" phrase and proceeded to let rip.

    I've never been more proud.
     
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    the joys of parenthood..I am profoundly moved

    you must be over the moon :D
     
  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I certainly am.

    I'm going to be spending lots of time with the school headmaster.

    She's nearly old enough to reach the beer from the fridge too.
    Beer slave a-go-go.

    Only another two years & her kidneys will be ready for sale.
     
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    Thats touching .....

    cloth.</p>

    I'm so pleased for her and you must be mighty proud. My daughter did a belter earlier - its gonna be fun in the tent tomorrow neet. :)</p>
     
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    Treasure these moments. When they get to 16 your memories are all you have left :)S)
     
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    Brilliant! I remember it so well with my own daughter 35 years ago. Now teaching my grandson the same tricks; he is also the new beer slave. Brought a tear to my eye!
     
  7. The Full Ponty

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    Got to make the best of the next few years.

    She won't get as much attention when we start adopting multiple African children.
    It's all the rage these days.
    I'm doing it alphabetically - One from Angola, then Botswana, then Congo etc etc.

    Kids are great.
    It's surprising how much coal they can mine in a single day.
     
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    We got there first, but got bored after Congo and skipped to Zaire nt
     
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    Is that a geopolitical pun?

    This board never fails to surprise.
     
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    I often skip when I'm bored. nt
     

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