Just had a text from Big & Daft

he's had an idea ...

Necrophiliac Celebrity Gay Felching

with Larry Grayson being the first one dug up

He's ringing Channel 4 tomorrow to convince them it's a winning format.

Although, I do believe he has been drinking, possibily heavily.

 

I'm surprised it hasn't been done already nt

 

Yeh, you're right

It's always obvious ideas like this when you think "why didn't I think of it sooner, it's been staring me in the face for so long?"

 

Unless...

The chronicle still have someone reading this board to get stories. C4 may have someone undercover at the Daily Mail who has sent someone on work experience to the Chronicle who is feeding it back to the C4 spy.

My money's on Journo Tyke

 

Good call

However, I don't think this one is "up Journo's strasse", shall we say?

 

I heard...

Journo's had a few things up his "strasse" over the years

 

Not heard that

More of a young ladies man so my sources indicate.

Definitely no sausage jockey rumours about Journo on the grapevine in Cleckhuddersfax

 

He was the one who...

Took us lot into Chicago's on a Tuesday night. He was loving it.

Heard from Daniella?

 

Queer night Tuesdays?

Dunt know - never been, ahem.

Yeh got in touch with Daniella on your advice.

She's under my desk sucking me off as I type this. Very capable, and she says she will tidy up the wires on the modem when she's finished. Good lass for a Scot.

 

Must be the Italian in her



How's she doing? Not spoken to her or her cousin in ages!

 

They're both ok

They would give you a call but both their mouths are full at the moment. They wouldn't want to be ill mannered. Probably the Scot in 'em.

Well my middle name is Stewart.

 

I'm impressed

You managed to persuade the cousin to travel all that way to pleasure you

I thought you'd have to deep fry it first to get them interested...must be the Scottish in them!!

 

It looks quite battered anyway

It's had alot of stick over the years.

Mebbe that's why they seem to like it so much, greedy cows.

 

They'll be very experienced by now

They must've started around the age of 12 growing up up here.

 

They are

well done for Scotland, a perfect blend of youth and experience. And all their own teeth at the age of 21.

By the way I heard Johnny Wilkinson's back tomorrow, or did they play today? Can't remember, could you enlighten me?

 

Today

England won. Work will be fun on Monday

Their own teeth...VERY impressive. Think the cousin's only 18/19 though.