Just had some religious nutters at the door.........

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  1. fit

    fitzytyke Well-Known Member

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    Asking which type of food we eat and saying we ought to consider a bread only diet in order to "be saved".

    My missus slammed the door on them..........bloody Hovis Witnesses!

    Ill get me coat..............
     
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    Ho ho ho you slice me up. LOL
     
  3. Reg

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    Hoviously youd butter listen to them.
     
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    deanotyke New Member

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    Used your loaf did you?
     
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    thats nothing to loaf about
     
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    Your lucky in that with slamming the door they didn't slice you up.... :)S) ....
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Crust bloody hawkers.
     
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    religion is best summed up

    in father Ted</p>

    </p>

    Bishop Facks: So, Father. Do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? Any doubts you've been having about any aspects of belief? Anything like that?
    Father Dougal: Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything?
    Bishop Facks: Uh-huh.
    [<em class="fine">nods[/i]]
    Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?
    Bishop Facks: Yes.
    Father Dougal: And when we die we're all going to go to heaven?
    Bishop Facks: Yes. What about it?
    Father Dougal: Well, that's the bit I have trouble with. </p>
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    best thing since slcied bread
     
  11. fit

    fitzytyke Well-Known Member

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    Wait while you hear what they wanted us to eat as a filling

    Cheeses of Nazareth!! :D
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    You should have told her to get her baps out. nt
     

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