Just had this sent from a dirty fowl friend of mine

<span style="widows: 2; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; border-collapse: separate; font: medium 'Arial Narrow'; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; letter-spacing: normal; color: #000000; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="text-align: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: 11px" class="Apple-style-span">I just want you to make the most of your big day...A couple of hints for you mate to make sure you don't fall foul of the laws of our land...

1) Inter-family sexual relations aren't allowed in Sheffield
2) Horse and Cart is no longer a choice for mode of transport in Sheffield and will be clamped.
3) Matalan tracksuits are not allowed<span style="display: inline" class="text_exposed_show">
4) Those things in the ceiling are light bulbs which are powered by something called electricity. It is NOT the sun falling in on the earth - don't worry.
5) We speak English in Sheffield.<span class="Apple-converted-space"></span></span></span></span>

 

My reply

<span style="widows: 2; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; border-collapse: separate; font: medium 'Arial Narrow'; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; letter-spacing: normal; color: #000000; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="text-align: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: 11px" class="Apple-style-span">1)<span class="Apple-converted-space"></span><a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24709107-401,00.html" target="_blank">http://www.news.com.au/sto<span style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px" class="word_break" />ry/0,27574,24709107-401,00<span style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px" class="word_break" />

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2) How you gonna clamp a cartwheel?

3) Tell the folk on the Manor that then<span style="display: inline" class="text_exposed_show">

4) The things in the ceiling are usually ceiling roses the &quot;light bulb&quot; is hanging from the rose by a cable so the thing &quot;IN THE CEILING&quot;</span></p></a>2) How you gonna clamp a cartwheel?3) Tell the folk on the Manor that then

<span style="display: inline" class="text_exposed_show">is NOT a lightbulb pal. Have a look at one when you at a rich friends house or visiting me.

5) Does dar speak English in Sheffield den does dar dee?</span></p></span></span>

 

You should remind him we don't consider them local rivals what with them being so south they're actually Derbyshire. Always gets a reaction, i work in sheff

 

Did that already

<span style="widows: 2; text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; border-collapse: separate; font: medium 'Arial Narrow'; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; letter-spacing: normal; color: #000000; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="text-align: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: 11px" class="Apple-style-span"><div style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 0px" class="comment_text"><div style="padding-left: 0.4em; display: inline" id="text_expose_id_4a7ca42846c919603378197" class="comment_actual_text">******** Leeds is the big city to me mate - Sheffield is just a collection of cnuts and immigrants that want to live in lovely Derbyshire but can't afford it. - 2-0 to us.</div></div></span></span>

 

RE: Just had this sent from a dirty fowl friend of mine nt

 

My Reply.....

1) Inter-family sexual relations aren't allowed in Sheffield - doesn't Fritzl have a holiday home in sheffield????
2) Horse and Cart is no longer a choice for mode of transport in Sheffield and will be clamped. - nice to see they keep the clamps, so must still be a current mode of transport
3) Matalan tracksuits are not allowed - as they are too posh!!!
4) Those things in the ceiling are light bulbs which are powered by something called electricity. It is NOT the sun falling in on the earth - don't worry. - how would they know, sun doesn't shine it sheffield, it just Floods!!!!!
5) We speak English in Sheffield. - English does not consist of two words, Dee & Dar

 

Glad to see the emergency contingency plan has worked since I was last there! nt

 

re Number 5

Was down Addeydale Road yesterday!!!!!! Pakistani the main language there!!!