Just managed something I've been thinking about for a long time now.

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Yes, dog hypnosis. Not one but two. Not my big relaxed dogs either, somebody else's two neurotic Jack Russels.</p>

Vocal content is out of the window but the sounds are still important. There's a thing that works with people that works exceptionally well with dogs. It's a blinking kind of dragging the eyes down visual technique. They were both out like a light first try.</p>

Of course I can't do anything once they're out other than croon a bit and make them feel good around me but I think that's a big thing incanine psychology.</p>

I'd say, &quot;See you in Hollywood, suckers&quot; but I can see myself being more comfortable doing pro bono work in Kendray.</p>

 

sure they weren't just nackered?

Mind due I expect it comes to us all with age (the ability to send fat old dogs to sleep).

 

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I'm not pillocking and they're neither fat nor old. I chose them for my first try because they're so wired and they don't accept anyone but their family.</p>

Hypnosis is one thing, managing dogs is another but putting the two together has made my decade.</p>

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Hypnotise me tomorrow about 5 minutes before kick off.

 

Think you picked the wrong subject/ person to make a quite amusing comment about! nt

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Oh, hello.

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Will you be joining in or thumbing your nose and editing from the fringes?</p>

 

He shoots. he runs away.

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I'm sure there used to be more proper men on this board.</p>

 

Im Good At Hypnotising Dogs

I just fill em with ale

 

Conkotyke's with you back there. Just wait for "Bright" Red to catch up. nt

 

Was being helpful to Conko

I was only pointing out that there are certain subjects which cause you get a humour by-pass - that's all.

 

Yes, that's it.....

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....you were being helpful.</p>

 

Cool.

That sounds very impressive. As you know I want to be a Vet and help animals and have considered doing more Quantum Touch and Crystal Healing training to compliment the Animal Science that I will have to learn.

It's just a pity that I find it difficult to heal myself.

 

Can you get your arse down to Oakwell ASAP

And Hypnotise the team to win this afternoon, neer mind t'dogs.