Just nipping for a ****

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  1. Ext

    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    Carry on.
     
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    Carry on nipping for a ****. Was that Sid James or Jim Dale?
     
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    Bernard Bresslaw.
     
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    Chuffin hell

    Think I've split me ring.
     
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    Re: Chuffin hell

    Hoarder.
     
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    Re: Chuffin hell

    Came on all of a sudden. Recently turned to a mostly veggie diet, might go back to lard if this carries on.
     
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    Hang on should that be "*****".
    I prefer tom tit.


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    Re: Chuffin hell

    Bet that smells grand.
     
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    Is '*****' past tense ? ie I've just had a massive *****.

    Dunno like.
     
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    Is a ***** the process of dropping some ****.?


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    It`s ***** when it comes out with ease, you`ve just had a ****.
     
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    A verb rather than a noun? Interesting. **** or *****, interchangeable depending on the circumstances IMHO.
     
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    That's shiting surely ?
     
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    Re: Chuffin hell

    Not good mate.
     
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    Shitting has two tees. When you are in the process of..


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    I couldn't give a ****, I couldn't give a *****? And is it shitting? I'm confused now. They should cover this ***** in English.
     
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    Then when it's done it becomes a stool.


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    Nice clean cut or like wiping a crayon?
     
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    Snapped shut. Most satisfying.
     
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    The only way to ****. The ones where you know even a slight wipe with one sheet is a waste of time.

    No time for the crayon wipe which uses about a roll and a half, and always ends in a sore, bloody sphincter.
     
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