Just ordered a year's subscription to Dyson's jizz rag

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Hope it's not cack.
     
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  2. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    If its anything like his 'The Watcher' Rip off, it might just be...
     
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  3. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    £10.54 (?!) i might as well have used as a *****-wipe then...
     
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  4. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Is that an impression of mrx?
     
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  5. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    mmmmmm nutkins 10-1-97-0
     
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  6. I'm Spartacus

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    I'll buy one at the Charlton match and make a decision as if it'll still be going in a year's time
     
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  7. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Oh how I miss those days. He used to practice with Boycott according to him last week.

    Didn't Boycott have female troubles at one time as well?
     
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    mmm tErRy thinkinggg about me ??? mmm ankerl bitar.... wy dont' you thoink fur yurselfs ?? mmm
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

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    If it's cack ... it's your fault.
    Being one of our 14 fans with a double digit IQ means that you should've contributed.
    You could've done a piece on the 7,234,911 football grounds you've visited ... all in a "where's wally" jumper. Witcockart.

    You make me sick.
     
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  10. Dys

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    'kin 'ell I'd forgotten abart that. Caused some offence if I remember rightly.
     
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  11. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    I'll have enough to emigrate by then.
     
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    Talking of which.............. is there an electronic version I can subscribe to?
     
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    Should be printed on urine colour stained paper that has been wet through and dried ont radiator for authenticity, seen many a programme been dropped and quickly retrieved or left floating in the steaming piss in them old bogs.
     
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    Looked at the fanzine website. The raffle is a good idea. Can't see a list or prizes though :S
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

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    First Prize: A signed picture of mrx's missus with her spaniels ears out.
    Second Prize: A pair of Jay's pigskin Polyveldts.
    Third Prize: A Tyketical Masterstroke industrial bog brush.
    Fourth Prize: A night at Kinsley Dogs with Hemsworth Tyke.
    Fifth Prize: A Tommy Tyke 16GB flash-drive.

    More to be announced soon ....
     
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  16. DEETEE

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    Fifth prize can't be right.

    Tommy tyke doesn't do anything 16 or over...
     
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  17. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    That'd be a good idea...
     
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  18. mrx

    mrx Banned Idiot

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    always in your minds - respect
    yes , I did practice with him at ackworth together with Graham Stevenson and Tim Boon
     
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