Just received this chain email

Hello, my name is Carol I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fecking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of ********.

Basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. **** them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fecking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.


If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

 

*kills self laughing*
*applauds loudly*

 

Quite possibly

The funniest post of the new board yet!

Are you back from NYC in time for the whole of the Beer Fest or are you only doing 1 sesh?

 

RE: Quite possibly

I'm back in time for all of it - i.e. get back on Thursday - but at the moment only plans to go for Friday evening session.

Passed details to my mate who'll go this time (he was on hols last year) and like he said the Friday is better than Sat in that theres more selection - mind you I've not told him about the fact there was a bit of a lock in last year on the last sess to clear the barrels!

What about yerself?

 

I'm intending

doing every sesh except the Saturday afternoon. I had a possible clash of interests for the Friday night but it never materialised. The Thursday is my birthday too, so I'll be able to celebrate it with some quality ale.

I'm looking at going to the Wakefield Festival too, held the previous weekend, for the Satuday evening only. Hoping to be going with a couple of mates & probably catching the train through straight after the match as we're at home that weekend, if you fancy coming along.

 

RE: I'm intending

Well I would have made the Wakey one but I'll be in New York/New Orleans trying some microbrews!

I'll probably see you at the Barnsley one though so we'll have a chat

 

RE: I'm intending

Like yer avatar - cracks me up does Andy and Lou!

 

Yeah

I know!