Just recieved this E-Mail

Dear Mr Hawley, you posted an obscene messsage on this board at 17:06 today any future posts of a similar nature made by you on any board, your ISP will be notified and your details passed onto South Yorkshire's Police Team dealing with indecent messages, it is as serious as making obscene telephone calls.

If you must insist on posting such comments on Twin please direct them to me.

I not only have your ISP but also your name and address, records are held online to which I have access to. Btw your IP addy is blocked.

Yours Sincerley


G. Jordan

 

Shitting me sen for thi

No they don't btw.

 

kinel what you said..

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Replied

Dear Mrs Gary Jordoan

when i become a singer, only a matter of time, remind me to tell my audience to **** off and show them the fingers.

i was only joking about wanting to do them up the arse as they are both mongs from Sheffield. Ive done some research and theres an 85% chance they both have penises anyway.

ps Why phone S.Yorkshire police when i live in Huddersfield, you thick lovely person.

soz anyway

 

Is Hawley your real name? If so, how did he get it?

 

yeah my names Josh Hawley, i stupidly signed up without a false name as it wasnt a porn site.

he doesnt know my address otherwise he would have put W.Yorkshire police. Changed me locks and bought a Rottweiler anyway.

 

hahahahaha

quality

 

RE: kinel what you said..

sexually explicit

 

thing that worries me

"any future posts of a similar nature made by you on any board, your ISP will be notified and your details passed onto South Yorkshire's Police Team"

best watch my step on here then

 

RE: kinel what you said..

I thought being from shitfield they'd be use to taking it up the ass.

 

Tell em to **** straight off.

Bet him £1,000 he doesn't have your name and address.</p>



******* amateurs.</p>

 

Thats ******

When i lived in Guernsey i was phoned by the CID for threatening to kneecap a certain<strike> chairman </strike>****, i was told that my details are now logged and anymore abuse on the internet i'll be arrested. jeez i should be doing a reyt stretch if thats true. </p>

http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/images/emoticons/******.gif</p>

 

Only thing is

If he wins the bet, he'll have to give them his name and address to send the cheque to.

 

I once was given Ann Widdecombe MP's phone number

and me and my mate used to phone her and tell how we like fatties.</p>

How manky hair turned us on etc.</p>

2 days later we were called by scotland yard.</p>

Hasten to add we never phoned again and her number was swiftly deleted.</p>

Fat bitch.</p>

I really fancied her.</p>

 

RE: Tell em to **** straight off.

"If you must insist on posting such comments on Twin please direct them to me."

his addy is *******@hotmail.com

dont mention me though (but if you do im built like a brick **** house and i live in S.Yorkshire)

 

You got a thing

for fat bitches like!</p>

 

Nah

Pissed up japes that got out of hand.</p>

Funny as **** listening to her at 2am though.</p>

 

RE: Nah

Just wondered like with your avatar...

 

fatties are fun for all the family.

 

Hes Replied again

Josh thanks for your e mail shall I post you the new Single

** ******** ***
*******
BARNSLEY
SOUTH YORKSHIRE
*** ***

he must have a random address generator cos i dont live there. ps unlucky if you do because im going to say yes.

currently thinking of a comical reply