Just ripped the piss out of a sales caller.

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Mithering me to take out a mobile contract upgrade with free ring-dings etc. I kept saying &quot;Pardon?&quot; Got him to repeat himself four times once and kept asking if I'd be able to change my mind. I said my name was Hans Neeson-Bumsidaisy (pronounced the last name a bit ambiguously) and spelled it all out for him. When he asked for bank detailsI said I didn't have one. He asked me howI was paying for this phone and I said I wasn't because it wasn't my phone, I'd found itand I don't have a phone because I'm homeless. Kept him on about 20 minutes, what a jolly jape!</p>

 

your parents must be so proud

ayup ya toser

 

RE: your parents must be so proud

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That was a PREMIER reply.</p>

 

proves you've got nothing better to do nt

 

it's all FOREIGN to me nt

 

RE: it's all FOREIGN to me nt

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Iwish I'd got you to say you were going to bare your arse or something.</p>

 

reyt thas bloodybuggering done it nah...SHITOFFTHEE

/poo

 

You know the bit I didn't tell you cos you were naughty to me?

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Blackburn Rovers.</p>