Just seen a black midget in sheffield

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    i didn't think they existed

    i'm genuinely impressed
     
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    Never though about it before really, but I've only ever seen white midgets, and ewoks.
     
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    When does his loan period end? nt
     
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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    exactly

    its like you will never see a chinese person in a swimming pool - they just sink
     
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    Might have been a white midget with mucky employment.
     
    Guest, Dec 19, 2006
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    you want to watch Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thorton theres one in that
     
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    Leon Knight visiting his old Wednesday pals.
     
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    i once had a black midget....

    gem that tasted ofliquorice but now they taste of blackcurrant
     
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  9. Gue

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    RE: exactly

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    Didn't their ladies' team take the lot at a recent olympics?</p>

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    You don't see many black swimmers though.</p>
     
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  10. Gue

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    GAry Coleman from Different Strokes, Isn't he a midget? nt
     
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    they did them in all colours

    but the roof used to leak on the soft tops sometimes :D
     
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    Was it Leon Knight? nt

    .
     
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    If you're talking about drugs

    It has been alleged that the Chinese women's team did indeed 'take the lot' at the last Olympics.</p>

    As for black swimmers - something to do with slightly different anatomy of the heel and ankle joint, apparently. This genetic difference, common in black people, makes you able to sprint faster but swim slower.</p>
     
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    RE: If you're talking about drugs

    Youd have thought having a great whacking lump of black puddling would slow them down
     
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