Just seen our line up for Saturday:

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  1. The Full Ponty

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    It's better than Robbie Williams in midfield, I suppose.
     
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    You ridiculous arsehole

    He never has a goalkeeper on the bench.
     
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    well i disagree with the number 7!!! should be Arnold from Diffrent strokes!!
     
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    Shut it - Mr "On the fence".

    I'm worried this season.
    I can't help it.
    I went for a season ticket & they offered me a 4 year contract as our new creative midfielder.
    I wouldn't mind - but I lost both my legs in a tragic thimble accident earlier in the year.

    Are you a lesbian yet?
     
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    Just what the club don't want, suggested new players

    Do you want to alert every club to our potential new additions ??? Are you aware that they will Guzoomp us :D :D :D :D
     
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    RE: Shut it - Mr "On the fence".

    Near the bottom of te class as per usual this season - the footballing equivalent of the "duggie diggers" at school. You know, the bottom set Science lot that got sent out doing "horticulture" because they weren't trusted near the Bunsen burners....
     
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    Even better at our school.

    Not only was it a bit of horticulture for the Deaconoids - they had a small farm.

    What lesson you got next, Bobbo?
    Double digging & goat w4nking.
    Excellent.
     
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    RE: Shut it - Mr "On the fence".

    "Remmers"
     
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    RE: Shut it - Mr "On the fence".

    hahaha classic
     
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    Sorry

    I've not given permission for Harps to play :D
     
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    RE: Even better at our school.

    Fvcking hell. You would not eat the meat from those animals.
     
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