Just seen that Warnock as got a new book put

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    That should be an interesting read
     
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    Whats a book put Boss?
     
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    Der what a idiot....sorry I meant book putter, it's something to read while you're on the golf course
     
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    Ta that explains it.
     
  5. Bossman

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    Err actually I meant butt plug but bloody predictive txt on iPhone
     
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    Whats this book put, book putter, butt plug called?
     
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    WARNOCK, How to remove a butt plug with a book putter years....to be honest I think it just trips of the tongue
     
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    Thought it might have been Warnock, The Scum Years.
     
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    Mmmmm I Think that would have been a more realistic title MrsHT,
     
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    Ta, I had pondered good and hard.
     
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    I think I just need to ponder a bit more, I promise to be a better ponderer in the future
     
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    They call me the Ponderer
    yeah the Ponderer.
     
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    ......or do they?
     
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    Extract from his book

    "That's why I've got a big nose you know, every time I entered bumhole lane the stink was overwhelming so I had to pinch my nose really hard
    Then when we had the dee dar derby the stink was twice worse and I had to have my nose broken by Chris Morgans elbow but in the end the stink still came through that's when I knew it was time to go.
    Enjoyed my time at Barnsley though, that's when I enjoyed playing and played some of my best football to be honest "


    Seems like a good read to me.tbh
     
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    If it meant something I would give this thread an official seal of quality material. Tickled me. I will do my first thread rating when I get on my laptop later. If I can be arsed.
     
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    Further extract
    As soon as we signed Mogs it didn't take long to realise that his elbow had a mind of it's own so much so the lads called it Eric and I know for a fact that his agent met with Keith Hill about a possible transfer but unfortunately Mr Cryne pulled the plug on the deal as he thought they'd got enough convicts in the team, now that comment really annoyed everyone at the lane because if you look closely you will see that Eric was totally innocent, infact it was Hume that tried head butting Eric though personally I blame West Ham
     

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