Der what a idiot....sorry I meant book putter, it's something to read while you're on the golf course
WARNOCK, How to remove a butt plug with a book putter years....to be honest I think it just trips of the tongue
Extract from his book "That's why I've got a big nose you know, every time I entered bumhole lane the stink was overwhelming so I had to pinch my nose really hard Then when we had the dee dar derby the stink was twice worse and I had to have my nose broken by Chris Morgans elbow but in the end the stink still came through that's when I knew it was time to go. Enjoyed my time at Barnsley though, that's when I enjoyed playing and played some of my best football to be honest " Seems like a good read to me.tbh
If it meant something I would give this thread an official seal of quality material. Tickled me. I will do my first thread rating when I get on my laptop later. If I can be arsed.
Further extract As soon as we signed Mogs it didn't take long to realise that his elbow had a mind of it's own so much so the lads called it Eric and I know for a fact that his agent met with Keith Hill about a possible transfer but unfortunately Mr Cryne pulled the plug on the deal as he thought they'd got enough convicts in the team, now that comment really annoyed everyone at the lane because if you look closely you will see that Eric was totally innocent, infact it was Hume that tried head butting Eric though personally I blame West Ham