Just seen this post on FB, Made me laugh

If Championship football clubs were Premier League football players (old players and new players)

Leicester: Luis Suarez. Obviously the best in the league, but often accused of cheating
even though they are empty words from jealous fans.

Burnley: Raheem Sterling: Small, young, with excellent potential, yet still good enough for 2nd in the league. Fast paced and very good at attacking.

Derby: Olivier Giroud: Had a great run, but has now settled down a bit form wise. Still a potent threat however.

QPR: Wayne Rooney: With all the money they get, you'd expect a better performance, but week in, week out you have to deal with disappointing performances, but again cannot be ignored.

Forest: Fernando Torres: Looks awful at the moment but the quality is obviously there.

Reading: Yaya Toure: Excellent defensively, but can also go up the other end and score too. Hopeless when away though.

Wigan: Curtis Davies: Watch out, these are on form, great defensively and in the air, despite playing a lot of games in the league and in cup competitions, they look better than ever.

Brighton: Cristiano Ronaldo: Homosexual dickheads.

Ipswich: Andros Townsend: Surprised everyone this season with their form, but at the end of the season, they will still be likely to be left out.

Blackburn: Alf Inge Haaland: Once pretty good, but ****ed over by a bald guy.

Watford: Adnan Januzaj: Foreign, but trying to claim English nationality. Frankly average and dives a lot.

Leeds: Ryan Giggs: Once one of the world greats, but fans have to realize the ship has sailed, and face that they are not who they once were.

Middlesbrough: Andy Carroll: Expected to impress but fails miserably every year. Big flops, unfortunately for the fans.

Huddersfield: Sergio Aguero: Best in the league at attacking, hard working, but let down by injury this season. Plays in light blue and white

Bournemouth: Emmanuel Adebayor: Done very well this year despite people saying that they are hopeless, big surprise this season.

Wednesday: Peter Crouch Big, decent enough but often lacks complacency against the big sides. Often on the end of jokes for one thing or another. Might drop down a division next season.

Bolton: Wilfried Bony: Finally found a decent bout of form, but it's far too late to do anything significant with it anyway. Plays in white

Birmingham: Ben Watson: Once a hero of Wembley, now everyone feels sorry for them as they sit out of contention. Plays in blue

Blackpool: Francis Jeffers: Started off surprisingly well, but now in a almighty free-fall.

Doncaster: Lionel Messi: Most fans that "support" them don't even follow football.

Millwall: Vinny Jones: Violent, vile ****ers.

Yeovil: Juninho: Extremely small, but loved by the fans.

Barnsley: Tom Cleverley: Just completely hopeless, how they are still playing in the league no one knows. Plays in red.

Charlton: Ricky van Wolswinkel: No attacking threat at all, complete flops this season.

 

Doncaster - Lionel Messi??

Obviously written by a Donny Fan. I'd say they were more Freddy Eastwood i.e. caravan dwelling pikeys

 

Tom 'effing' Cleverley; we're not that bad. B'stard.