Here's my favourite post in the history of this BBS - as written by Mr Tyketical "Spotty Longpod" Masterstroke: "My rap lights shining out like a beacon Whilst yours is getting dimmer than Joey Deacon I can tell by your eyes that you're scared of me That's why you're shaking like Mohammed Ali Listen to my rap - 'cos it's the best one Dirk's got a face like Simon Weston So shut your mouth - let me do the talking Or you'll end up in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking." Never fails to cheer me up. Absolute genius.
Indeed. Me thinks Ads should start them up this time. Mainly in Polish, or summat. I still can't believe you penned something so good. It's been downhill since. Yours in sport, Stevey T.