Just to lighten the mood a bit.

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Here's my favourite post in the history of this BBS - as written by Mr Tyketical "Spotty Longpod" Masterstroke:

    "My rap lights shining out like a beacon
    Whilst yours is getting dimmer than Joey Deacon
    I can tell by your eyes that you're scared of me
    That's why you're shaking like Mohammed Ali
    Listen to my rap - 'cos it's the best one
    Dirk's got a face like Simon Weston
    So shut your mouth - let me do the talking
    Or you'll end up in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking."

    Never fails to cheer me up.
    Absolute genius.
     
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    Friday battle raps

    A sad loss.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Indeed.

    Me thinks Ads should start them up this time.
    Mainly in Polish, or summat.

    I still can't believe you penned something so good.
    It's been downhill since.

    Yours in sport,

    Stevey T.
     

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