Just top-trumped myself for embarrassing situations

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  1. fir

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    ... as if the infamous builders incident wasn't enough.....

    Was expecting my sister 'round this afternoon, so had on half the outfit for the forthcoming hen weekend... yes I was half dressed as A Viking! Cowprint Ugg Boots, and a fur lined waistcoat.

    Knock on the door, so I opened it to greet her, to be met by a bemused looking Charity collector.

    Not sure who was the most embarrassed, me or him. :D
     
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    When i was living in a flat in town that had the Intercom to let people in i was expecting someone who posts on this board showing up to go to the match together. When the intercom rang i picked up the phone and said "Come up you fecking ******" only for the voice on the other end to say "Im Sorry" turned out to be an old girl from the next block of flats with a petition for me to sign about the poor cleaning service.

    That was a embarrassing situation, fair play to the old girl though she thanked me for signing the petition and went on her way
     
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    I had a good one today. Bumped into a young lass from across the road and congratulated her on her driving and parking (she's having lessons). She thanked me and then told me she'd just failed her test, on parking! Ground swallow and hole come to mind.
     
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    You're a disgrace nt
     
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  7. fir

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    Just a taste of things to come

    :D
     
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  8. fir

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    Friend of mine was justifiably upset

    ... when someone came up to her in a pub, and asked her when the baby was due....... but trust her husband to add insult to injury by saying:-
    "How was she supposed to know that you're infertile?" !!


    (doh)
     
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    RE: Just a taste of things to come

    I'd watch out if I were you, Vikings got booted out of York you know.
     
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    Ah but

    They weren't as appealing as us. (jadore)

    Anyway, that costume testing malarkey .... coming to a house near you, any day soon. (neer)
     
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    Get in

    Make sure its next weekend, I'm not missing that. In Lanzerote this weekend....
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Rape & pillage?

    Not sure I wanted the mental picture that gave me... feeling ill as it is
     
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    RE: Rape & pillage?

    Just ordered team helmets. :D
     
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    Little Xena

    <img src ="http://www.ifi.uio.no/%7Ethomas/lists/images/gabby06.jpg">
     
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    To be fair:

    I'd offer you my helmet, but you'd get a virus far worse than Ali has.

    My name is Thor.
    Would you like to see my hammer?
     
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  16. fir

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    Yep

    That's pretty much what I looked like.... ( H )
     
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    At least you weren't dressed like this

    <img src ="http://www.lacaceleb.hu/kulfoldi/renee_o_connor/bigimages/renee_o_connor0053.jpg">
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Mmm.

    Your eyes are about as good as my face.
     
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    Afternoon gorgeous

    Long time no speak. Hope everything's okay with you and yours.
    Crystal sends her love and wants to know when she can book a return visit?
     
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  20. Ali

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    Horns?

    Not sure about the UGG boots TBH
     
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