Call her name? Okay love, ahem, "fat Welsh slapper". I've seen better rolling out of Lovingstones covered in bouncer spoff.
Well I have just Supped a bottle of Grolsch in about 2 minutes flat ... such is my agony.. did i tel you about (blagger)
Twas nice to meet you at Bramall Lane I could tell you fancied me. Can't blame you, really. I'm pretty stunning. Ali's a bit rough though.
It's quite erotic listening to you moan all the time You'd never hear me wallowing in self pity when I'm ill, oh no. I keep it to myself and never tell anyone that I'm suffering.
Aye nice to meet you also Our meeting was too brief... but, appealing though you were, (Ali did have to restrain me!) there's only room for one Owl in my heart.
Tell that To him indoors.... I reckon he won't bother coming home tonight! Kept him up all night with my moaning I did.
I'm REALLY looking forward to our evening out Does Mr Owl want to wear one of my Barnsley shirts for the evening? Provided he doesn't stretch it, of course!!!
Whatever happened to that innocent young lady? Gone downhill since she started doing pop. Here's her in her prime - should have stuck to what she's good at.</p> </p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Qgzg_6nEk</p>
Walking a bit beyond me at the moment - did I tell you about my injury and the Grolsch ...................... (zzz) (zzz) (zzz)
Nah She's grown from an innocent young girl into a feisty, fiery woman. I know which of the two I prefer.
Me too I'm sure Mr Fired will love to hear about BFC Man Friday BFC Man Friday BFC Man Friday Do you think I should leave hime at home?!!