Analysis: If i was forced, at gunpoint, and told that I had to have sexual intercourse with a man to stay alive, I would probably choose Flicker, maybe O'Grady aswell, at the same time. Etuhu and Nats (Nyatanga) are still injured and will miss the game against Charlton. They will start training Monday = Both players will start the game against Charlton, he is just trying to deceive Chris Powell. Crain's is defo out though. Flicker doesn't assert himself with negative people, most of these are in the bookies or in the pub. He likes to hang round with Melon/Scott - they are both positive people, even though one is Scottish and named after a fruit, and the other one looks like Keanu Reeves. Charlton are defragmented and looking for rhythm, like us. Working on "linkage" That lad from Celtic is going to sign for us, guaranteed. He's called Paddy, he's a magician. Dicker won't sign, Digby shits all over him. If Paul Digby is injury free and Barnsley are playing a football match, he will start. Stones is going to play for England. Jennings scored a hat-trick against Sheff Utd in a behind doors game this week = Flicker pissed off that he got sent off, because he's a decent player "sky's the limit for the lad". He got fat whilst playing for Bayern and we are trying to get him fit. M'Voto should of put Blackpool's throw-in over the Blackpool tower. Bet Flicker didn't say that to his face. Verbal agreement with 2 Premier League players. Players we have looked at maybe "too high profile" = trying to punch above our weight, why not? nothing to loose.
Tsk - Pedantic English Correction Post "Charlton are defragmented" - ie together, or they've been doing a bit of computer maintenance "should of" - meaningless, try "should have" "nothing to loose" - you mean "lose"
Keanu Reeves? In your fanciful dreams maybe. Lyle Lovett actually had hold of Julia Roberts for a coupla years, in her prime too - so I don't think this is too unkind on Scotty.