Kay Burley

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  1. Gue

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    Blow my budget.
     
  2. Spe

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    I would like her to increase my duty...
     
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    Can take more than 50% of my income ( see what I did there! )
     
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    she can give me some fiscal stimulus....
     
  5. Gue

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    I'd take her on an extended stamp duty holiday. I think.
     
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    I'd ease quantatively`

    into her rectum
     
  7. Gue

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    She could have my top rate

    Right up to 100%</p>
     
  8. Jam

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    She could have my Grandad's pension increase

    but she'll qualify for her own soon by the looks of things
     
  9. Spe

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    I lwould ike to hike up her taxes and show her my green shoots of recovery....
     
  10. Gue

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    RE: She could have my Grandad's pension increase

    Tha knows nowt.
     
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    I'd lower the band

    on her trousers
     
  12. Gue

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    I'd raise her threshold

    To just above her snatch.
     
  13. unc

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    sorry but never heard of her

    (dunno)
     
  14. Spe

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    she could boost my lending nt
     
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    my growth would pick up by 2010 nt
     
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    Kay Burley
    Very Surly
    Sucks my **** like a Curly Wurly

    Richard Kell is back! Get right in!
     
  17. Spe

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    I had a dream last night that Dirk and I went on a dirty weekend to Brid with Caroline Flint and Kay Burley....

    I opened up her ballot box and showed her some quantative easing whilst Dirk hiked her taxes up and gave some fiscal stimulus...

    There were green shoots of recovery everwhere....

    and we won our last two matches to secure championship status......well I did say it was a dream.....!!!
     
  18. Gue

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    Ode to Mark Stokes by Richard Kell

    Surname Stokes first name Mark</p>

    At your desk having a lark</p>

    Attacking fans</p>

    Who dare to grumble</p>

    Than read your site I'd rather eat manure crumble.</p>
     
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