Thats you in a nutshell int it...........foooking 'LUNCH' !!!!! When tha were at school did yer have LUNCH ladies ???..............or was it dinner ladies???
I could never live up north. I'd get proper confused about the lunch/dinner thing. Lunch is at lunchtime. Dinner is an evening affair, to which one is invited. There is no such thing as dinnertime.
Breakfast / dinner / tea / supper (if you'd eaten all your tea and behaved). Dinner ladies at school. Pack up if you took sarnies and crisps.
"He'll eat what he wants, he'll eat when he waaaaants, his name is Mido, he'll eat what he wants". Can see it catching on.