Keeping clean sheets is key, and scoring goals is key

At the moment we have lost our keys, and are locked out sitting on the step waiting for the locksmith to arrive whilst unbeknownst to us someone is banging our wife upstairs.

 

I don't think the extra curricular activities our wife is getting up to is being done surreptitiously. She's up on the first floor balcony getting banged repeatedly by a myriad of different suitors for all the world to see. It's just we can't do owt about it because, like you say, we've lost our keys.

 

Disagree.

We don't have keys anymore.
We have a adapted a framework of security which ensures that everyone within the chain takes responsibility for their own role in keeping the house safe.
Meanwhile - a simpleton from next door has wandered through our wide open front door & is nailing the wife on the kitchen table.

In the anus.

 

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