Kelvin Etuhu

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    chorley New Member

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    Heard we have an option to extend his contract for one more season but that he might sign for two. Was this ever confirmed?
     
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    Flicker needs to have dinner with Kelvin's family before making a decision on the matter. If Flicker isn't served blueberry and fudge flavored ice cream for desert, then Kelvin will be joining Huddersfield Town next summer, for free, but on massive wages.
     
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    Hi uclan red. Im not sure where you are getting your information from ? I can assure that flicker has an allergy to blueberries. You can trust me as I am someone ITK. Knowing flicker like I do I would hazard a guess at rum n raison.
     
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    You're both chatting sh!te, we all know he's a plain and simple vanilla man.
     
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    Thanks for clearing that up.
     
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    I only know Martin Scott personally, after watching The Matrix. We have employed him to work with the squad in Spain and his main job will be to rub sun cream into David Perkins hair at a quick enough rate to stop it turning ginger, and then die it using Scwarzkopf 'Bittersweet Chocolate', so he goes under Harry Redknapp's 'radar' next season.

    Guy Proctor's job in Spain is to show the players the BBS via his laptop. By doing this he can improve the players' morale by keeping them up to date on how Glastonbury is going, and then advise them on what coat to buy for the warm/cold transition back to England.

    As far as i am aware Flicker only eats road kill from his daily commute on the Woodhead Pass. That probably explains the fact that Keith Hill had swagger, but his brother Flicker has got the skills. Both pay the bills though, and if you have both, you manage in the Premier League. Flicker will be managing Bolton in the Premier League in 2015 and Keith Hills' Bury, will act as his 'feeder' club.
     
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    Interesting
     
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    To be fair, I have heard flicker mention in the past about him eating road kill on his daily commute but I genuinely thought he was making it up! By the way, has Martin Scott told you what Perkins gets up to at 3am every day when everybody else is still in bed! I find it all very strange......
     

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