Starring R.Tiverton as little Tivvy Caspar also featuring Ronni Jamal as his 'big' brother Jud. The alarm goes off and under the duvet someone stirs. Jud : Am fed up wi yer gerrin up early every day. Tivvy Caspar : That's because you media studies students are bone idle. Jud : Tha's jus jealous cos thas got so many A-levels they'll never let thee on a media studies course ! A-levels being so easy these days Tivvy took his in year 8 but is not old enough to leave school yet. Tivvy Caspar : I'm off to do mi paper round. That's proper work that is ! Jud : There'll be no student loans left when tha wants to go ter university. Jus tha wait. Tivvy Caspar : All tha dus is watch soap operas all day. Jud : Tha'll never earn enough to afford a season ticket at Barnsley ! Tivvy Caspar : An I suppose tha's gonna be a football reporter, as if ! Jud : Is tha goin to shut doar on way art ? Little Tivvy Caspar hurries through the deserted streets of the former mining community. Tivvy Caspar : I'm here Mr.Mohammed, where's mi papers ? Mr.Mohammed : Hello Tivvy, I'm sorry lad but I'm going to have to let you go. No one's buying papers these days. They get all the football news off the internet and those damn messageboards will be the ruin of me..... Tivvy Caspar : Oh, I see, oh dear. Mr.Mohammed : And anyway, I can't really employ you any more or even talk to you as I have not been CRB checked. So little Tivvy Caspar sighs and leaves the shop to set off home. On the way he spots a rare sight. It is a milk float on its way from the Elsecar Heritage Centre up the M1 to take part in an episode of Heartbeat. Ignoring the conditions of his ASBO he helps himself to a pint of milk. His ASBO bans him from consuming dairy products as they are believed to be responsible for his ADHD. He chooses skimmed of course as he is aware of the need to maintain a healthy cholesterol level.
Bravo!! 'A cinematic tour de force' (Streethouse Advertiser)</p> </p> That paper round bit struck a chord - my lad's just been laid off his saturday round. Nubdi's buying 'em anymore, Or they gerrem at ASDA or summat. </p>
I was worried: you're redoing one of my favourite films. Great start!!!! Not seen casper for ages, used to sit near us in the ES
