Kestrel or an Owl

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  1. Rit

    Ritchie_is_god New Member

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    who would win in a fight off between each other?
     
  2. Gue

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    What sort of owl?

    Little owls are right Barstewards, saw one make a right mug out of a cat once. And a Tawny Owl flew in me kite and made me fall out of a barn roof and go straight through the loft floor. It's reight.</p>



    Also, taken out of any natural situation, a kestrel will go into shock and **** itself. Don't know about the other fella.</p>



    People reckon that, pound for pound, a domestic cat is the fiercest creature. They've obviously never kept ferrets. Mine used to chase my dogs.</p>



    Anyway I don't like animals getting hurt, even by other animals.</p>



    I don't mind w4nkers getting hurt.</p>



    And bullies.</p>



    Etc.</p>



    Am I rambling?</p>
     
  3. Rit

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    RE: What sort of owl?

    just a bit and nice avatar :eek:
     
  4. Ruf

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    Most common owl in Britain is the..............................

    TEET.
     
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    I've handled both and both are impressive in their own way. The kestrel is so light its amazing and its eyes are piercing and bore right through you. I handled a Barn Owl, Whsipering Death they called it and no suprise, when it flew it made no sound at all and what is more it created a hush, people held their breath at its magnificence. It flew very close to the ground and popped up onto my hand at the very last second and I hardly felt a thing as it landed. Beautiful.

    So, Kestrel = good.

    Barn Owl = better
     
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    Can I just point out:

    If I had my life again I wouldn't change anything.

    Apart from the evening when I didn't boff a young lady called Angela in her room 'cos her Dad was downstairs ... with hindsight I wish I'd have given her a right tousing.

    Not much to do with Kestrels or Owls.
    I don't really know much about them.
    Sorry.
     
  10. Rosco

    Rosco Well-Known Member

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    Ooops, sorry

    I was listening to a more interesting conversation at the top of the board about this genius with a cafetiere called Gaz and didn't realise you were spelling out threee letter words down here.

    Apparently this Gaz chap is very funny - a bit like yourself.

    Except the bit about being funny.

    Now, are you saying that Kestrels, Owls, myslef or Birds of Prey in general are gay?

    If its me then you are partially correct, but i'll let you guess which part.

    p.s. I can see you.
     
  11. Jay

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    "If its me then you are partially correct, but i'll let you guess which part."

    Is it your bum? I bet it is. I bet it's your bum that's gay.
     
  12. Isl

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    RE: Ooops, sorry

    Are you outside in that old British Gas van with a balaclava on?

    And the bit of you that's gay. Is it the balaclava?
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: "If its me then you are partially correct, but i'll let you guess which part."

    I think it's his tash
     
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    Oh **** he's not wearing his sandals and socks again is he??

    I've bloody told him time and time again.</p>
     
  15. Isl

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    RE: Oh **** he's not wearing his sandels and socks again is he??

    He's not got out yet, I'll let you know. He's currently trying to eat a baguette through his balaclava. Very amusing.
     
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    RE: Oh **** he's not wearing his sandels and socks again is he??

    I spent £35 on this balaclava - and its very difficult to get hold of a pink balaclava let me tell you and what happens, its not supplied with a hole for my mouth.

    Its my insteps what is gay, here, look.
     

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