Kevin has gone ...

... thank God.

Who gave Donovan that contract?

 

You fluffing barsteward !!!!! Heart attack time !!!!!!!!!!!</p>

 

Ashley is stumped ...

... Laura isn't sure what designs will be 'in' this Autumn.

 

Warne gets one ...

... a suspension that is. The ex-Rotherham player got sent off for Oldham.

 

RE: Warne gets one ...

Keep em coming !!!!

 

Giles is caught ...

... speeding on the M42, junction 6 - the NEC exit.

 

Pieterson is bowled ...

... over by the jugs on the streaker.

 

McGrath strikes ...

... a match - to light his tab.

 

RE: McGrath has another....

Paul just can't lay off the beer.

 

Tait finds the edge ...

... on stage with the rest of U2.

 

Pieterson is out

on the tiles tonight to celebrate.

 

Pieterson's run out ...

... of bats. He keeps breaking them.

 

Lee catches

another dose of galloping gob rot.

 

Giles plays on ...

... his Playstation all night.

 

Giles Hits Wicket

taking record-holder Shane Warne to the boundary.