Kevin? Kevin? Who the f*** is Kevin?

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  1. Terry Nutkins

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    <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="629" border="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3"><div class="mxb"><div class="sh">Double defensive blow for Tykes </div></div></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" width="416"><font size="2">Barnsley boss Andy Ritchie admits defender Neil Austin &quot;will be struggling&quot; to be fit for their final two matches of the season.

    Austin picked up a hamstring injury in Saturday's draw at Blackpool. </p>

    Fellow defender Paul Reid definitely misses those final two matches after he was sent off in the same game. </p>

    Ritchie told the club website: &quot;We do not know how severe the injury is, and will be keeping our fingers crossed that Kevin responds to treatment.&quot; </p></font></td></tr></tbody></table>
     
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    Its his lucky gonk, they have a symbiotic psychological link, if Kevin feels good, then Neil feels good.
     
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    I hope Kevin feels better soon then.</p>

    Who's Matt Carbons gonk then cos I feel sorry for him, like.</p>
     
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    Darren Anderton
     
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    Oh deary me why did we sign him them when his.....

    Gonk was a well known sicknote only comparable to Matt Carbon. **** me its just dawned on me that the reason why Darren Anderton was always injured is because of our very own Dark Destroyer was also injured.</p>

    You watch Anderton get a free transfer this summer and we lose Matt for nowt as well......</p>

    I'd be gutted, like cos I think he's done well, like, you know, he's played 50% of the games, and you know, like.</p>

    Oh **** I've now gone from Scouse to Chav scouse Wayne Rooney. like.</p>
     
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    RE: Oh deary me why did we sign him them when his.....

    The accent is coming along well, but you need to perfect the put upon/persecution complex as well. Remember Hillsborough and Heysell.
     
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    How dare you say that.....

    My brother was sent down that day for nicking money out of the pockets of injured victims.</p>

    You Barsteward. Our family will never forget that, like. Our Barry still has sleepless nights because of that Pocket watch and chain that he could get off before the bizzies came. 2 years we lost him for.... he's back in now like.</p>
     
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    RE: How dare you say that.....

    Perfection.

    Can I have my wedding ring back now please. It has sentimental value.
     
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    You can have it back....

    Cash Converters wouldn't even take it, like.</p>

    They said it was a worthless piece of crap. Or did they say I was? </p>
     

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