Kevin Phillips

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  1. red

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    Read a few threads today and I think some of the posters on here need a sense of realism.

    For those who think we should try to get Kevin Phillips, WAKE UP!!

    He elected not to come to Barnsley as he wanted to go to a club who in his opinion offered better prospects of getting into the Premiership. Yesterday that happened. Does anyone in their right mind think that if we came knocking on his door he would pack his bags at St Andrews and wing his way to Oakwell?

    NO!!!

    We might as well go the whole hog and try for Rooney, Rinaldo, Arshavin and Chris Morgan!!!
     
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    You forgot Brian Howard nt
     
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    Thanks to you, Another Bubble & Doddy

    I have my first hangover for years. You're evil, evil men.
     
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    You hardly drank anything!!!

    Or have you discovered a method of drinking and talking at the same time?
     
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    I was my usual subdued self

    And proof, if proof were needed, that I have a small mouth and small tummy.
     
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    It was good to relax

    Yesterday morning my stomach felt as though 3 JCBs were having a fight in it. It was great when all the tension dispersed.
     
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    A great sense of relief yesterday

    But not one of celebration. This close season could well be a very interesting one.
     
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    Agreed

    Not too much to celebrate, just relief that we can have another bash. As you say, it will be in interesting summer.
     
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    I wonder whether there'll be

    A change of manager?
     
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    he has already said that he's happy to get the odd prem game off the bench nt

    nt
     
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    That is one

    Of his least publicised skills.

    I did notice though that his glasses of wine were usually disappearing in 2 gulps. Quaffing like a latter day Henry VIII.
     
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    Blah blah blah gulp blah blah blah gulp

    Yes I noticed that. Thanks for making the effort to come along, we had a good giggle with the pressure off.

    Fancy meeting a Plymouth fan in Dodworth yesterday of all days :D
     
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    RE: Thanks to you, Another Bubble & Doddy

    How can i be blamed for that? You was there before i arrived and still there after i left!! As has been said those bottles of wine were down in 2 gulps. I won't comment further on that part!!
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    Cheers for the pints boys (will have to be my round next time) and hurry up and sort out that post season knees up and more (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint)
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    Rubbish X 1 nt
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Rubbish X 2 nt
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Rubbish X 3 nt
     
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    Still nursing a sore head? nt
     
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    RE: Still nursing a sore head? nt

    Sounds to me that he's a little bit of a girl!! :D :D :D
     
  19. JLWBigLil

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    Nah not really

    It's only a small head, so there wasn't too much pain.
     
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    Yeah

    Total drama queen! (2gay)
     

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