Convinced myself I'd lost them. Panicking like mad and turned car round to go look for them. It was only about 5 miles later when some little voice in my head said 'If you've lost your keys, how the **** did you start the car?' So, in essence, I'm losing it. And this took me an eternity to type. Anyone who says golf is good for your back neglects to tell you it doesn't half make a mess of your wrists.
